Tuesday, April 17, 2012

the universe hates me, but it's okay because badgers.

I don't know what I did to anger the gods of Tuesday, but whatever it was, I take it back! I'm sorry! Just make it stop! All bad things happen to me on Tuesdays. I'm seriously not even exaggerating. Maybe a little. Mondays are hard sometimes, too.

Anyway, today I was feeling all down and depressed and like I wasn't good at anything. So I went on to Pottermore to cheer myself up and get sorted, right? I got sorted as a Hufflepuff. Which is the universe's way of confirming that, yes, I do suck at everything. I'm not smart, I'm not ambitious, I'm definitely not brave. I'm...patient.

Ugh, fine. Guess I'm off to go work and toil and be nice to people and find crap.

At least our common room is by the KITCHEN. THAT'S RIGHT, LOSERS.

Also, we have badgers. Badgers are amazing. Badgers are the best mascot ever, actually. I take back everything I said about being disappointed by being a Hufflepuff, because how could you be disappointed with a badger? Badgers, grr.
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  1. MayroseApril 17, 2012 at 8:35 PM

    I would like to redirect you to my OP about how Hufflepuff is actually the best house but no one likes it because everyone feels like they need to prove something to everyone else. Hermione was in Gryffindor, and she was the smartest girl in her grade. She was also very ambitious, yet still in Gryffindor. So it means you're a mix of things, but you're also caring and you work hard for what you get instead of just expecting it to come to you, and you're modest. You don't flaunt things (which is the reason everyone thinks that Hufflepuffs suck!).

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    1. KendallApril 17, 2012 at 8:43 PM

      Yeah, there are definitely lots of good things about Hufflepuffs, like everything you mentioned, but they've had such a stigma attached to them from the beginning (thanks, Draco) that the initial feeling for a lot of people is one of disappointment. But I'm coming to terms with it, for sure. And...thanks? You're probably one of the nicer Slytherins I know. :P

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  2. *caitlin*April 17, 2012 at 8:48 PM

    WELL YOU MUST BE AN EVIL HUFFLEPUFF. YOU STOLE MY GLODFISH. HUFFLEPUFFS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE NICE WTH?

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    1. KendallApril 17, 2012 at 8:57 PM

      Nope. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hufflepuff&defid=6116564
      Read #6, the example. :)

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  3. UnknownApril 17, 2012 at 9:13 PM

    well, i have no idea what a hufflepuff is, so you're still awesome in my book.
    xo,
    jess

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  4. AnonymousApril 18, 2012 at 4:54 PM

    Hufflepuffs are awesome! and we;re also particularly good finders :)

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Hey, you. Be nice.

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