I don't know what I did to anger the gods of Tuesday, but whatever it was, I take it back! I'm sorry! Just make it stop! All bad things happen to me on Tuesdays. I'm seriously not even exaggerating. Maybe a little. Mondays are hard sometimes, too.
Anyway, today I was feeling all down and depressed and like I wasn't good at anything. So I went on to Pottermore to cheer myself up and get sorted, right? I got sorted as a Hufflepuff. Which is the universe's way of confirming that, yes, I do suck at everything. I'm not smart, I'm not ambitious, I'm definitely not brave. I'm...patient.
Ugh, fine. Guess I'm off to go work and toil and be nice to people and find crap.
At least our common room is by the KITCHEN. THAT'S RIGHT, LOSERS.
Also, we have badgers. Badgers are amazing. Badgers are the best mascot ever, actually. I take back everything I said about being disappointed by being a Hufflepuff, because how could you be disappointed with a badger? Badgers, grr.