being a functioning member of society is so overrated

How I feel today, summed up in a few brief conversations:

#1.
Mom: *during prayers before dinner* Thank you for this food, and for our family, and for this weather--
Me: --and please let a tree fall on my school so I don't have to go this week amen.

#2.

Madisen: you can do it!

 me:  yeah maybe if i get off tumblr

 Madisen:  kendallll

get off tumblr

 me:  ugh no

#3.
Me: All I want is to finish Doctor Who (I only have three episodes left!) and then take a nap until summer; that's not really too much to ask. Pleeeeeeeease?
Universe: No.

Sorry, I just can't write a decent blog post tonight. I'll have lots of pictures later, though.